With a door that locks
So no one can interrupt me
With windows that shut
So I can ignore the world
With a crocodile-filled moat
So I can deal with transgressors 

With soundproofing
So no one can hear my screams
With a cozy chaise
So I can curl up and weep
With a wet bar
So I can lubricate my life 

With glass-fronted shelves
So I can keep my dreams dust free
With a strong cabinet
So I can secure my unrealized hopes
With a large cage
So I can keep my goals restrained 

With a reading lamp
So I can soothe my broken heart
With a desk
So I can write out my soul
With a large hat rack
So I can focus on just being me