The Kenwick Neighborhood Association (Allegedly)
Oh Facebook Group! My warning please take heed,
A man (I think) with height and weight and hair,
Was, down the walk, strolling with mod’rate speed.
Hold tight your purse, and with your life take care!
“Perhaps,” you say “A neighbor on his way,
To town, happily minding his bus’ness?
Or the mailman, say, daily comes this way.
Oh no, there is nothing here to witness.”
You Fool! This criminal’s on cam’ra, caught!
Nests and Rings see only the suspicious;
Gray shorts, blue shirt, he scopes out ev’ry house.
Those boots! That bag! Why dress so auspicious?
One quick phone call – the cops are on their way!
Oh can’t you see, that I have saved the day?
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Appreciate the humorous situation. I have heard stories like this about neighborhood associations and their paranoia. Thanks for the laugh.
Thank you! HOAs should be illegal!
Yes our new modern dilemmas!
If my work presents a dilemma then I need to revise it. Please do not call the cops on your postal worker!