List any substances the dreamer consumes on which you rely. 

In any given week, how often do you take advantage of the dreamer’s exhaustion? 

How are you coping with her interrupted sleep?

Estimate how many dead birds have you sown in the field in the last three months. 

Estimate how many car crashes (real or dreamed) you’ve instigated in the last three months.

Describe your most effective method for leaving the dreamer feeling abandoned upon waking.

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being least effective and 10 being most, rank yourself in terms of prolonged daytime reverberation.

Which gives you the most trouble: altering settings, drowning, blurred vision, or overlapping faces?

Of which link have you made between the dreamer’s past, present, and future heartaches are you most proud?

In addition to wider access to waking hours, is there anything else you need from us?

(after “Diagnostic Quiz for Human Ghost” by James Fujinami Moore)