Modern St. Joseph
To whichever God I still believe in
Or whoever is in charge
If you’re listening
And you’re still taking requests
I want to make one,
with all due respect
Due to all of the situations you have placed me in,
In such a short amount of time
I have to ask for the same amount of
patience
and
understanding
that you give to Bandit
every single episode
because,
man
that dude is a saint