Three Kentucky Town Limericks

Muldraugh, KY

There once was a gal from Muldraugh
whose tongue’s tricks had the townspeople in awe.
Pointed and split
it licked d*(ks and cl*!s
and at all the church picnics it made the slaw.

Dycusburg, KY

A Dyscusburg steamboat captain named Freddie
Steered clear of Cumberland River eddies,
but once on land
he could barely stand,
sea legs and Silent Brigade Bourbon made him unsteady.

Lexington, KY

Dear friend Kevin, who resides in Lexington,
your limericks today are a blessington.
They purge
my continuous urge
to create poems profound and well written!