Just for Fun: Me & the New Yorker
My husband’s been after me
for years (he doesn’t ask for much)
to get rid of the New Yorker. Weekly
it arrives, and I study the cover, run
my fingers over the cool glossy paper, flip
open to the Table of Contents, slide
down to the red-letter heading: Poems. Whose
names are listed, which two are the chosen
ones for this issue. I’m less surprised
than I used to be, having grown
accustomed to the A-gamers. There are such
poets. Someday, I may be one—if I could
fully divest from such mundane chores
like eating and sleeping and sex. For
now, I’ll spit out the occasional good
piece. I’m not saying this will ever be
considered. I keep putting it off—
the decision. About the magazine
subscription. Of course.
10 thoughts on "Just for Fun: Me & the New Yorker"
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Love the wit and especially the last line!
Thanks, Libby!
Nice piece, Ellen – the title is great, too.
A true, funny thing. Thanks for reading, Nancy!
NIce. We would all like to be one of those poets, wouldn’t we?
Yes!
Perfect. Love the way you tell the story.
Thank you for reading and commenting! It was one of those mad riffs.
You land this well, Ellen!
I keep putting it off—
the decision. About the magazine
subscription. Of course.
Funny!