Sibling Rivalry
Between my grandmother and her sister,
the sibling rivalry was fierce.
They scrutinized each other’s
gardens, hairdos, children.
They compared the sheen of their floors,
the design of their quilts,
the crispness of the pickles they canned
and placed in cellars.
They compared their cellars
Any hug was followed
by pursed lips and narrowed eyes.
They expertly wielded
faint praise that damned.
However, the following was undeniable,
even to my grandmother:
Marie’s breakfast potatoes with onions were stellar.
Everyone clamored for Marie’s chocolate-chip cookie recipe.
The mincemeat pies on holiday tables should be made by Marie,
and Marie alone.
When I married, Marie gave me a recipe card,
the type of card with lines on it,
with “From the Kitchen of…” written on top
and a picture of a rolling pin in the corner.
It said:
Salt pork renders the best grease
for fried potatoes.
Save your chicken fat
for chocolate chip cookies.
You must use beef suet
in your mincemeat.
And Grandma’s comment on Marie’s culinary advice?
“Say what you like about Marie, she is certainly an expert on fat.”
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Love this! The ending is hilarious.
Great memory, great poem, funny ending!
fantastically composed! so relatable and stinging- and I LOVE the turn at the end!
Wonderful story – great ending!
Great story poem with a landed ending.
Oh My Nancy: Nobody says things like this better than you:
“Any hug was followed
by pursed lips and narrowed eyes.
They expertly wielded
faint praise that damned.”
This is an amazing poem and I agree, a great ending!
Fierce poem!
Love how you landed it:
And Grandma’s comment on Marie’s culinary advice?
“Say what you like about Marie, she is certainly an expert on fat.”