My Ex-Roommate Daniel
It was a mighty mouse
who lived in my house
and left his caraway seed
droppings in the cupboard.
I called him Daniel.
He dined on broken Wheat Thins
and stray Cheerios.
He fashioned nests of hair,
dental floss,
random strands of yarn.
I found him to be
a compatible roommate.
Things were good
between us
until his girlfriend moved in.
I tried to be patient,
but in the end I arranged
for an exterminator.
She was such a diva.
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Ha! I love the humor in this. The last line made me laugh out loud!
LOL
Hysterical! I laughed out loud at the end– and see now, I’m not the only one! Great title!
I laughed, too!
I love this poem! a tale of tolerance and limits told with great humor. Thanks!