I rolled out of bed today 
at 9:00 in the morning 
that’s a lie 
it was actually 2 in the afternoon 
and I was asleep on the couch
My best friend questions me 
how could I sleep like that 
go to bed at 5 AM
after watching hangover 2 
Her guess is as best as mine 
the only explanation I have 
is I like it that way,
and I don’t believe I could ever casually wake up at 9