1
There was a fine lady from Versailles
who enjoyed the sight of nude males.
They’d strip off their clothes
& she’d have them all pose
while she daintily painted her nails!

2
There once was a girl from Paducah
whose boyfriend was a total palooka.
She traded him in
for his sexier friend
whose appendage was like a bazooka!

3
There once was a woman from Midway
whose beau was a chaste Green Beret.
She then met a sailor
who just loved to nail her
after which it was anchors aweigh!