Folk song in G

We send a few billion to Israel
That net grants for New York couples in illegal settlements
They send their extra cash back to their congressmen
And we get to die on nine eleven

But there’s no such thing as a good racist
That Star of David don’t fly upsidedown
Why wait
Assimilate
You just don’t need to be Hebrew any more

There’s a young woman all dressed in black leather
She is free and can work and vote
There’s never been a woman like this in history
But she wouldn’t marry a white guy
“if you paid me”

But there’s no such thing as a good racist
That Rebel flag don’t fly upsidedown
Why wait
Assimilate
You just don’t need to be Afro anymore

Now I look back on my own relatives
We killed millions for king and God
When what was left was chased out of England
We came over here and killed some Indians

But there’s no such thing as a good racist
That Union Jack don’t fly upsidedown
Why wait
Assimilate
No tengo se un blancito mas

So if you want to change the world
Lift the downtrodden, feed the poor
Go to Zaire or the Philippines
And you might find the girl of your dreams

“Cause there’s no such thing as a good racist
We don’t need to raise that flag again
Why wait 
Assimilate
We just don’t need to be racists anymore

We just don’t need to be racists anymore