note: inspired by watching too many episodes of Phineas and Ferb

 
The wind blows stiff and cold!
Steering wheel? Detached! (Behold!)
Green stuff in the corner? It’s moss!
(We’re calling it barnacles, boss!)
Man down, he’s on the deck, dead!
(No, that’s a cicada, Ted!)
(Who’s Ted?)
(Should I tell him his ship is a sheeeeeddd?)