Big Mulch
Big Mulch advises 3 inches of coverage is optimal for the health of your soil.
Big Mulch promises to serve you and beautify you with bark, wood, straw, and rubber varieties.
Big Mulch wants to prevent weeds and grasses for you.
–Big Mulch’s studies show that weeds and grasses are not ideal.
Big Mulch ptomises it is your best bet to keep your soil moist so you can use less water.
Big Mulch wants to help your roots stay cool so you can, too.
Big Mulch comes direct to your door in a variety of colors.
But Big Mulch doesn’t want you to know that you can call your local tree company and get one of their excess piles of wood chips dumped at the end of your driveway at no cost.
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local tree company !!!!!
Always local
I’ve enjoyed reading your poems all month! Happy LexPoMo!
Local is always best! Loved the poems this year Tabitha <3
Thank you for your well written poems this year!
Big Mulch! Good one!
I really like that first line. You need a lot of mulch for that much coverage.
Nice Job, Tabitha. And so glad you are happy, AND that you had the chance to come back to Lexington! Take care till next year.