CHEESE CAVES
Climb down, slither perhaps
Coax yourself into the midnight yearning
For some kind of picture of what love was meant for
Once upon a time they gave to us now they take us all away
We scream, we scream, we shriek our battle cry
Till we impale their final soldier
And cook him on open fire
Shave your armpits, shave your crotch and draw your eyebrows on
Get lost in the cheese caves and give up on your childhood
Fuck the king of war and peace he doesn’t realize
Michelangelo died for his sins on the pyre
And the dinosaur king was inside
The cheese caves when I went down there
Chocolate Frodo Baggins, killed his brothers wives
He got lost in the cheese caves
That’s where he paid the price