Is water wet?
Or does it simply make
Things wet once touched?

It’s like that tree saying-
If it falls and it can’t be heard
Was there ever a sound?

It’s science, babe.
The tree makes a sound.
The water is wet.
No ifs, ands, buts about it.

But how do we know?
Think about it, really.
Dive a little deeper

I have. I used my brain.

Not your philosophy brain.

My philosophy brain
rejects this conversation.

You’re no fun.

Love you.

Whatever.