July is a hot time in Phoenix
and it’s at a record high.
Super-Spring is Arizona’s
only super hero.
He’s made of water,
can control water,
can breathe under water,
can pretty much do anything having to do
with water.
Or any liquid really.
The rules are iffy.
On the hottest day during the hottest July
in typically hot Phoenix
Super-Spring evaporated
on his way to a crime scene.
With everyone’s hero gone,
Anarchy broke out in Arizona.

(Anarchy’s the name
of Phoenix’s only super villain
who was soon reapprehended
after the heat caused him to faint.)