Scenes From Across the Galaxy
The planet Slogblarf’s rotation
is caused by two guys
standing on top of the north pole
in really heavy armor
and really thick helmets
beating each other over the head
with giant swords.
Slogblarf’s tilt is caused by
much of a south pole church’s
right seated membership
being away on vacation
and a service that’s running
just a little longer
than normal.