My jeans are
too hot.
My shoes are
too tight.
My right sock
is bunched up.
I have to keep
adjusting my shirt.
My glasses
need to be cleaned.
My beard
is uneven.
My hair
sticks out in annoying spots.
My fingernails
and toenails
need clippin’.
I am happy.
I am healthy.
I want for nothing.
I need to stop complaining.