1.
There once was a woman named Cher
Who would eat nothing but hair
Braided and roasted
Twisted and toasted
Even raw from the back of a bear

2.
There once was a boy named Scooter
Who was born a rather fine tooter
Yes he could pass gas
Both slow and quite fast
Praise be he wasn’t a crapshooter

3.
There once was a fish who could sing
That little guy really could swing
Shaking his tail
Yodel and wail
While working his tiny G-string