3 Less Than Average Limericks
1.
There once was a woman named Cher
Who would eat nothing but hair
Braided and roasted
Twisted and toasted
Even raw from the back of a bear
2.
There once was a boy named Scooter
Who was born a rather fine tooter
Yes he could pass gas
Both slow and quite fast
Praise be he wasn’t a crapshooter
3.
There once was a fish who could sing
That little guy really could swing
Shaking his tail
Yodel and wail
While working his tiny G-string
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Ha! Love the second one especially. Crapshooter, literally! 😂
I think these were all fun and vivid limericks, but my favorite is number 3–I can see the guy.
I love these. Funny, I love the absurdity of the first one. Your first three commenters have different favorites. You are pleasing everyone.
Good laugh – This is a different side of you, Wendy!