The orange marmalade on your toast
this morning is not without consequence,
but citrus is not the answer
to your problems. Lemons
last a long time, but eventually they rot
in the bin. Don’t let the possibility of zest overrule
reason, and remember: the pineapple
is from a different family
entirely and is definitely not citrus, though
it is now in season. Learn this lesson
well: when you lose those fifteen pounds
you will remain unhappy.
Beware of the scent of a dark chocolate almond.
It is not your best friend.