Abridged [erasure of the American Heritage Dictionary]
“Do you think the dictionary ever says to itself I’ve got these words that mean completely different things inside myself and it’s tearing me apart?” – Dean Young “Selected Recent and New Errors”
Aa A: word’s a bridge between worlds; a dictionary abbreviates: represents the full alphabet: in the order fixed by custom. Elementary principles of altitude: above sea level, above the horizon, a high position or rank aroma: characteristic odor of an ass: chiefly British.
Bb Bat: a stout wooden stick, having membraneous wings, to wink at a boy: male child, informal fellow, mild exclamation break: crack, pierce, or penetrate, escape from bright: shining dyestuff full of promise, intelligent bulb: stem of the onion or tulip, incandescent.
Cc Call: cry out, summon, label call girl: hired by telephone cheap: worth more than the price cherub: angel with a chubby, rosy face.
Dd Deliver: from evil, give birth, utter, secure votes for Democratic-Republican Party: founded by Thomas Jefferson dues: payable immediately for membership in dusky: dark, gloomy dyad: divalent atom or radical pair.
Ee Echo: in imitation of a sympathetic response eddying: against the main current, as in education: the act or the field of electromagnets: with a current-carrying enginery: machinery or instruments of English: the spin given with a sharp twist.
Ff Feel: touch with caution, guided by fire: that releases heat or light flick: a quick touch or motion picture flop: plop, flap flush: from fever, embarrassment, rapid gush.
Gg Gather: into one place, apprehend, attract glares: angry stares, intense and blinding guided missiles: also called robot bombs gushes: of tears gusts: of rage.
Hh Heretics: dissent from the dogma of the hive: a place swarming with honeyed: ingratiating, sugary, dulcet horseshit: vulgar nonessential nonsense.
Ii I: elliptically understood identify: with another or imagine: picture incandescence: a hot object.
Jj Jack: an ordinary man, a sailor jaded: wearied, spiritless, not sated, in jams: fetches his instrument jangling: with little bells, the mingled din of voices jilted: abruptly rejected.
Kk Kisses: brushes against lips, chocolate confections kneejerk: sudden, involuntary Kyrie eleisons: prayers with musical settings, Supreme Authority show mercy.
Ll Larvae: wingless, wormlike before metamorphosis living: currently active loving: experiencing desire or tenderness.
Mm Mania: intense desire or enthusiasm, rapidly changing ideas and meaningful: significant meaninglessness: senseless music: sounds, aesthetically pleasing.
Nn News: unusual or notable, previously unknown nocturnal: flowers open the night as certain animals nose: find out by smell, nuzzle, sniff in a meddlesome way.
Oo O: in poetry and prayer, variant of oh: used to express surprise, fear, anger, pain, or OH: Ohio, state of the United States, Iroquois ohiyo, “grand river.”
Pp Peter: the Hermit preacher, the first piper: plays on a pipe, installs plumbing picks: a tune on his guitar, a pointed instrument, with a pepper: to season to make lively and vivid.
Qq Queens: chess pieces able to move in any direction, fertile bees quivering: shaking, trembling, vibrating.
Rr Remember: to think again of the faculty reports: formal accounts or gossip, explosive noises researched: studied to seek out, to search again revenge: to inflict punishment, avenge rhythms: of the tides, of the heart, beat heavy stress.
Ss Save: from the wages of scholarship: awarded to a student by a school: a large group swimming together screwing: making a mess of sexual intercourse, screw threads coiling like a sow’s tail.
Tt Tap: a rap with rhythm, a light click or blow this: thing nearby in space, time, or thought thread: twisted together, to wind through a course threatened: as dark skies threaten rain.
Uu Ugliness: repulsive, reprehensible, ominous unblinking: without emotions unblushing: without shame unbound: freed from shackles, released upward: toward a higher place upwind: from which the wind blows.
Vv Vagabond: roaming tramp vamps: improvises tunes, seduces in the manner of a vampire: reanimated at night to suck vernal: fresh, young virgins: in a pure or natural state, not processed or refined.
Ww Wait: in one spot until whatever: you wish for blows across whatever you wonder: feeling curiosity or awe at the world: in motion.
Xx X: the signature of an illiterate person xenophobic: unduly fearful of strangers, as reflected in Xeroxes: copies made to reproduce x-rated: explicit x-rays: exact nature not known.
Yy Yammer: for change in a clamorous tone yawp: utter a sharp bark yeah: yeah yeah yelp: in pain or surprise yowl: howl, wail.
Zz Zany: extravagant outlandish strangeness zaps: with heavy firepower, strafes or bombards a zebra: wild ass Zen: enlightenment attained through zeugma: for example The businessman left in high spirits and a Cadillac zig-zagging: in alternating directions, such sharp turns.
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I applaud this.
Your eye landed on some gems.
Bravo!
Thanks Coleman!
Yes, some real gems.
Thank you, Alissa!
Interesting idea.
My favorite bit is in the first line:
A: word’s a bridge between worlds
Being a sucker for bees, though, I loved how bee references appeared in two places.
It’s such an interesting experiment to see where language takes you.