And I Wasn’t the Only One
It’s going to be a little rough descending
the pilot says.
His baritone sports a negligee of guilt
as if climate change is Delta’s fault.
We buckle up.
It’s turbulence, but the new kind,
scared squared with an F word,
shaking us like dice in a craps cup.
I squeeze your hand and try to divine
whether wings are tipping, dipping,
as if something between my ears
can bring them to level.
After it’s over, the flight attendant says:
For your own safety, remain in your seat
with your buckle fastened in case there’s
turbulence.
Unrestrained by manners, a mutter
explodes like spit sailing from my lips:
No shit!
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Mike this is great.
” a negligee of guilt ”
Is pure gold.
The whole poem is.
No isht!
Thanks for the smiles this morning.
Ha!
I love the alliteration of “scared squared with an F word,
shaking us like dice in a craps cup.” Love this funny poem.
love the use of “divine,” not only because of the rhyme with “dipping” but because of the allusion to providence
And how he uses “wings” on the next line! Super smart lil poem.
I’m with Coleman
on “a negligee of guilt”
Very funny. Always love it when they understate.
Oooo fantastic! The negligee, the alliteration, the dice in the craps cup.
I love how the end loops with the title, and the craps cup, also “as if something between my ears/can bring them to level.”
Were you coming from Vegas? Humorous lines mixed with pure fear. Flight attendant understatement!
Negligee of guilt! Loved this – great word choice and humor!
Thanks so much for the comments everyone! The saga continues….