Armadillo
My body is a reed folding
like a Texas saloon player
playing it slow
and hands
grip to call more such
creatures to dinner.
I’m terribly picky,
and partial to oversized
semi trucks—
the buses carrying
Marge Simpson wigs
and hoverounds for the tourist’s
traps catch and chafe
my intellect. I’m better
than the Alamo, I
the little armored one, you see,
ruling the highway, a flirt
with oncoming traffic. I
grapple to trucks
like The Batman, claws
scraping the asphalt, I
dangle, rocking
back and forth to back
and clicking—klopfgeist.
This morning.
Breakfast
with a psychiatrist
treating me for rage—
I said
I wanted to matter.
I wanted to belong.
I am so tired
of the fucking armor plating,
this loneliness wears thin on
rolling fur bellied monsters
that hide like tortoises—
those wee suicidal tendencies
that rival jaywalking opossums
and road runners.
I told the good doctor,
my leathery shell and digging
paws would do to help me
find my resting hole,
and as armadillos have a very keen
sense of smell,
home is easy
to find. We are not easily deceived.
But
one morning
the fabled headlamp flash and horn
took me
sincerely
and entirely
by surprise.
In a close, dusty hole
on the side
of the desert freeway,
his plates of dermal
bone still linked to his frame
where he’d been hit by a car,
and rolled off-road limping
to his home listening
to the tumbleweeds.
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This poem could also be called Self Portrait as Armadillo or something like that! I love the conceit of the poem, the whole concept of you as an armadillo. That’s worth it’s weight in gold. So many good parts but I particularly like this one:
the buses carrying
Marge Simpson wigs
and hoverounds for the tourist’s
traps catch and chafe
my intellect.
thank you so very much
❤️🖤❤️🖤
makes me think of a postcard.
passed from hand to hand
placed from box to box.
interesting insight 👍🏼
Have read this Spaghetti Western 5 times this morning! Those opening lines folded in protection and prayer roll directly into hubris and then that “klopfgeist!” Just a daring armadillo cowboy keeping time-doing his thing and, then, we get a good look at his insides. Is he shut up again or will saunter into another saloon?
oh he be dead, he be dead in the Saloon of the Setting Sun
Great metaphor poem. Just took road trip thru Missouri to Arkansas where Armadillos were the roadkill.
same thing happened to this poor guy. I almost gave him a name. Dillon.
All the above comments.
I particularly enjoyed the Batman and psychiatrist moments!
funny how they lay next to each other 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Some twists and turns in this one, swerving this way and that, A wild ride.
armadillos are essentially bat-guano crazy