What is…

     texting back “K.”
     dog-earring the pages of a borrowed book
     pretending to press the open button for the elevator when someone is coming
     using your ex’s Netflix account
     turning someone’s name into a verb
     looking at what someone else created and saying, “Hm. Interesting.”
     ghosting after the second date
     offering a hand-warm beer
     skipping a song without asking
     sending a secondhand wedding invite
     calling a woman someone’s wife instead of using her name
     killing a Daddy Long Legs
     not telling someone their fly is down
     leaving a used tissue on a desk
     cursing an accident for slowing down traffic
     mispronouncing someone’s name “because it’s funny”
     serving coffee with grounds in the bottom