The pickle of sickness
                                       Smears me with its brine.
                                                                                     I cough up green slime
                                                                                                                              And know
                                                                                                                It’s time
                                                                                    To pull the plug
                                         Out from under the rug.
                 It’s just a bug
          But,
          Honestly,
   I do
          Feel more than blue.
                                               It’s probably the flu
                                                                                  So steer clear
                                                                                                         Until you hear
                                                                                                                                  A little cheer.
                                                                                                        Symptoms are:
                                                                                     Nauseated,
                                                                   Emaciated,
                                        & Twitterpated.
         It can’t be normal
To be
This
Far
Gone,
         This
         Far
         Along,
                   In this stupid song,
                                                    So maybe it’s the plague,
                                                                                               Or an aversion to bagues,
                                                                                                                                            Which is
                                                                                                                         — I know —
                                                                                                 Rather vague,
                                                                  But don’t you see
                           I’m rhyming in threes
       So let it be.
And
      Anyway,
                   A bague is a ring,
                                                Among other things,
                                                                                   That could potentially bring
                                                                                                                                    A person to illness
                                                                                        If they show a weakness
                                                  Toward commitment
                                            Or…
                        Metallurgy.