Deflating yesterday’s pompous offering
                        I suggest
                        we are what we’ve been told
                        Distilled by observation, critical thinking
                        and common sense
                                               
So it’s way back when and Jimmy and me
are walking along hungry with a stick and a rock
bitching that the Chief has all the women
and we see this snake never seen before
weird with no legs and Jimmy says 
Let’s get it and I say Wait a minute Jimmy
He jumps and it strikes 
With luck I hit it with the stick
and smash it with the rock
but poor Jimmy is not good

So back at the huts 
I tell the Chief the story except for the luck part
and he says:
                        These Jimmysnakes, we honor you Jimmy
                        Are very dangerous by striking
                        Can be killed with a stick and a rock
                        Look like this and are delicious
And we say:
                        Thank you Chief
                        we have heard your wise words and will teach
                        our great-grandchildren blah blah blah
And the Chief says:
Thanks to Steve for killing the Jimmysnake
And bringing back poor Jimmy
You can have my 17th daughter Em borne by Judy blah blah blah
                                          
 Hey I’ve got a wife
and I’m a hero
I’m not Steve I’m Steve JimmysnakeKiller
The baddest Jimmysnake killer ever!

Em touches my hand and says:
                        Isn’t there only one?
                        It’s time to leave you’ve had your fun
                        You mess with Jimmysnakes you’ll wind up dead
                        Say goodbye to poor Jimmy and come to bed