Curriculum Vitae
Two Time Space Camp Attendee
Smug Teetotaler – Freshman Class, University of Evansville
Senior Who Misses a Lot of Class, University of Evansville
Twelve Year Drinking Binge Survivor
Five Time Sober Sam of the Year
Kentucky Colonel, Commisioned by Gov. Andy Beshear
Homeowner (Grand Prize for Best Manic Episode Ever)
World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion
Doctor Certified Pill Swallower
This Motherfucker Right Here