Domestic Goose
-After Mary Oliver
You should really try to be good.
You need to scrub the hardwood
on your hands & knees—-it gets dirty.
Do not think of yourself like a child’s stuffed animal,
your loving is heathenous.
Do not complain of your sorrow, I’m sure I have it worse.
Maybe, one day, the world will just stop spinning.
Yet for now, the rainstorms just keep pouring & pouring,
flooding the creek banks, saturating the grass
in the yard, mildewing the plywood lying about,
& just making everyone even more sad.
Yet that damn goose just keeps coming through the front door
& talking my ass off even though I’m in bed with a cold.
I’m tired of all these people in the world with their problems,
their big, unimaginable dreams,
howling in my ear like my damn domestic goose,
over & over again….
maybe one day I’ll get some rest.
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I’ve been wanting to do a parody of my favorite poem for a while, & I finally did & had so much fun doing so!
This poem is a classic, and I love how you completely turned it on it’s head! It’s just as revealing about the original poems message
The poem rings with the joy you had in writing it!
Wonderful!
As a big fan of Oliver’s poem, I think this is incredible