Donald the Uber Driver as a Drunk Poem
1:27 AM: 3 mile ride in a gold Kia.
Any wild riders tonight?
I didn’t drive for pride yet.
My mom was serving communion there all day, she probably saw more speedos than either of us in our lifetimes.
What’s it like to be a PK?
-He knows the lingo. He must be a PK.-
Eh, not as exciting as it sounds. You have to be on your best behavior but you know behind the scenes we’re all flawed and stay actin up.
Oh we do! My mother’s a minister too.
What denomination?
Pentecostal.
I’ve never seen a woman in a Pentecostal pulpit.
She’s kind of a Pentecostal hero.
Got ya. Aren’t we all?