EDUTAINMENT MINI-GAME SCRIPT
WALKING SOMEHWHERE WHERE WHERE
THE RULES ARE THE SAME
AS WHEN YOU AREN’”’T AWAKE
A SIGN ! – I LOVE ROAD SIGNS
CHECKERED LIKE A PICNIC BLANKET READS
” “BUILD *YOUR* PERFECT MINDFORM TODAY” “”
IN HIDEOUS ORANGE
ENTER THE STOREFRONT /// RUMMAGE TRASH BIN
IF CHOOSING ENTER THE STOREFRONT::::
THERE IS A DOG CHECKERED LIKE A PICNIC BLANKET
HE IS RED AND LEMON YELLOW. HUNGER TONES
AND A PILE OF PLASTIC BOTTLES. YOU KNOW YOU COULD BUILD SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL WITH CHECKERED DOG, IF YOU KILL IT.
A HELPFUL PAMPHLET BY THE DOOR ASSURES YOU
ITS INSIDES ARE BUTTERY FINE EASE OF USE FOR BUILDING PURPOSES
SO YOU BUILD THE MIND YOU WILL WAKE UP WITH
FROM CRUNCHED UP ICED TEA BOTTLES
AND THE WHOLE NEXT DAY
YOU ARE TOO STIFF TO
WALK IN THE WAKING WORLD.
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN””T CUT HIS BUTTER BODY.
IF CHOOSING RUMMAGE TRASH BIN::::
OLD DISCARDED MINDFORMS FROM OTHER CUSTOMERS LIE ROTTING
ONE SEEMS PASSABLE, BUT LIMP WHEN YOU PEEL HER FROM THE WET BOTTOM OF THE CAN AND A CAUTION LABEL ON THE UNDERSIDE READS “ENDLESS SKIN PICKING”
THIS OTHER ONE REEKS OF SOMETHING IMPULSIVE BEYOND FUN
A THIRD WITH A DUM DUM STUCK TO IT SEEMS FINE
BUT HUMS WITH INSECTS IN IT
RUMMAGE ONE STILL LIMBER AND BOUNCY AND BEND IT AGAINST YOUR HAND,
PERFECT,,, PUNCTUAL,,,,
A DOG CHECKERED LIKE A PICNIC BLANKET RENDS IT FROM YOU. EATS IT SOMETHING HEINOUS THEN VOMITS PROMPTLY
THE OTHER TRASHCAN IS FULL OF LIPTON TEA BOTTLES