Eternal Life
For a limited time only
you can get Eternal Life
for just 666 easy installments
of only 69 69!
That’s right
only 666 easy payments
of 69 69 !
You’ll love making your friends
jealous of your Eternal Life.
(Common side effects include death.)
Call now while supplies last!
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Made me laugh.