Farming is a glamorous job
Contrary to popular belief
Farming is a glamorous job
Each day the sun herself
Blushes my cheeks
The dust of the earth
Powders my nose
And terra and clay
Manicure my nails
I’m applauded by my tractor engine
As I pass through fields
On my mowing steed
The grasses throw confetti
That decorate my limbs all the day long
Like desperate fans
Ticks cling to me
When I pass close to their homes
The wasps come out
And greet me with a kiss
I am so adored by weeds
They refuse to leave
As Mary with Jesus
The fields douse my feet
In precious dew
My socks feel soggy praises all the day long
The sweet perfume I spray
It’s scent, the beetles say, is to die for
Spiders decorate my barn
In silvery silk
A party just for me
Ready to jump out and yell surprise
Sometimes I think it’s all too much for me
The glamour, the praise, the ardor
But as night approaches
And my show is done
I look over my fields
At the firefly poparazzi
Perhaps I can endure the limelight just a little longer
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I love this quixotic take on farming! So fresh and funny
I’ve always wondered what farmers think about while they’re out haying all day. Such a fun ride!
Oh oh love this! Best contemporary extended metaphor ever. You are Beyoncé farmer or if Judy garland was a farmer farmer! Also love that repeated line all the day long!