(this poem has been written before
by GSH, and many who tried after him)

You will be able to stay home, friends
You will be able to plug in, turn on and hashtag
You will be able to lose yourself on tiktok
And Instacart beer during commercials, because
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be brought to you
By Meta in 4K with hours of commercial interruptions
The revolution will show you pictures of Elon brandishing a chain saw
And leading a charge by Trump, Vance, and Pam Bondi
To eat Big Macs confiscated from an Asheville flood
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be brought to you by ChatGPT
And will star Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell or Travis and Taylor.
The revolution will give your instagram sex appeal
The revolution will not get rid of Ozempic
The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because
The revolution will be televised.
There will be no pictures of you and Luigi
Chasing Waymo down the block on the dead run
Or trying to slide that PPO into a stolen Tesla.
FanDuel will try to predict the winner
At 8:32 on report from twenty-nine districts
The revolution will be televised
There will be pictures of ICE handcuffing migrants on the instant replay
There will be pictures of ICE handcuffing migrants on the instant replay
There will be pictures of Ignacio Donoso
Being run out of Washington on a train with a brand new process
There will be slow motion and still lifes of Lee Merritt
Strolling through LA in a purple tie and blue suspenders
That he has been saving for just the proper occasion
Derry Girls, black-ish, and The Good Place
Will still be so damn relevant
And women will not care if Carmy finally got down with Sydney
On the Bear
Because black/gay/trans/hispanic/”different” people will be in the street looking for a brighter day
The revolution will be televised
their highlights will be on the eleven o’clock news
With pictures of pink haired women liberationists
And Melania grinning beneath a black brimmed hat
The theme song will be written by Jack Antonoff or Jon Bellion
Or sung by Kidd Rock, or Morgan Wallen, Childers, Hozier or The Lumineers
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be right back
After a message about a white pill,
White powder, or white nationalists
You will still have to worry about the family of bears in your bathroom,
The shark in your Lager and the caterpillar in Your construction.
The revolution will go better with Molly
The revolution will give you that protester chic look
The revolution will put you in the passenger’s seat
The revolution will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
The revolution will be infinitely re-run, friends
The revolution will be streaming live on Netflix