GOOD ENERGY
Every novel published this year was a tour-de-force! Even the thrillers, which were filled with such surprising twists and turns that I couldn’t guess the ending, even the second time around. Clickbait, conveniently found at the bottom of virtually every web page, conveyed such jaw-dropping information that journalists reported outbreaks of TMJ in more states than the measles (not awesome), but dentists encountered a record-breaking year in taxable income. So many patients selected Botox treatment for pain relief that much of our population now appear as ageless as aging celebrities. Demi Moore, for example. Educated shopping has never been easier. By focusing my shopping dollars on must haves, I now project the affluence of Mr. and Mrs. Jones and their French Bull Dog Dixie. Everything in my closet brings my joy.
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Oh, yes! Made me smile. Thanks.
Love that last line—take that oh organized ones!