All my friends are getting married 
and the only thing I can think to write 
on the inside of their cards
is Good Luck. Just a neutral wish 
with no positive or negative 
emotions attached.  I won’t add 
that I Googled it and studies show 
people who marry after the age of 28 
are less likely to get divorced.  
It will make me the bitter friend,
not the smart one.  So I sign 

                     “Congratulations!” 

                                           Love,
                                                Sam