Welcome
Please wait to be seated and
refrain from unguided
tours of the grounds. 

The following are prohibited: 
1. Unclear intentions
2. Blurry boundaries
3. Unaddressed/ unattended baggage
4. Projection of any kind 
5. Altering of facts, images, or conversations at a later date 
    (verbatim auditory replay available upon request)
6. Reservations

Your patronage is appreciated,
your patronizing is not. 

-New management