HOW TO GET GUESTS TO LEAVE BY 11 P.M.
“I’m so glad you were able to come.
I hope we get to do this more often.”
“It’s 10:30, and I have a special treat for you.
Now would be the perfect time
To do a reading of my most recent poetry.”
“What, you have to get up early?
Well, maybe next time. I’ll get your coats.”
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LOL
Harold, you slay me!
Haha awwww. 🙂
So enjoyed my first laugh of the day at the middle stanza. Thank you for that. Keep them coming!
Hee-larious!
I’ve often thought of #2, but I’ve never tried it
Funny!
Nice, very funny. Thanks.
Good to know!