How to Like Yourself
How to Like Yourself
First, the easy part—
hide from mirrors
and never look down.
Avoid your clumsy
body with all its
clicking bones and
sluggish flesh.
When sitting, cross
your legs and arms.
Better yet, lie down
flat and close your eyes.
Cover yourself up
and invite the
darkness.
After that is when
the work begins.
Try to maneuver
through the angles in
your mangled mind:
Glide past your greed,
your anger and envy;
overthrow your
neuroses and nonsense
interpretations.
Sidestep the stinging
tentacles of
your failures,
the slow stabs
of the bad
things done
to you,
and all
the bad things
you’ve done.