1. Smash the pot onto the concrete, hard.

2. Collect as many pieces as you can, it’s alright if you miss a few, right?

3. Use expired Elmer’s Glue to paste it back together.  It’s sticky enough

4. Put it very carefully on your shelf (which you also didn’t construct very well)

5. After repeating steps 2-4 far too many times move it to a better shelf.

6. Act surprised when you drop it and it breaks.