Marvel—
At the Irony Man, Tony Snark.

A body of armor, a mind of wit—
He is sure to deliver a bit and a quip.

With missiles of mockery and lasers of jest,
He tackles the earnest with humor at best.

Sincerity is the enemy, a horrendous beast!
Defeated by sarcasm straight from his fist.

Thank you, Irony Man, for saving the day!
The plague of authenticity is kept away.