(as discovered in the doctor’s notes)

I heard nothing.
But he heard plenty:
heart sounds.
But they were
normal heart sounds, S1 normal and S2 normal.
No murmur was heard. (I kept my mouth shut.)
No friction rub.
No gallop.
No S3 or S4 sounds.
No wheezing or rales.
Bowel sounds are normal.  

I kept quiet but
it seems my body is rather noisy.