This poem was created by call and response with my boyfriend and I via talk to text. Each line we changed who would add to the poem….enjoy lol 

once upon a time
two kitties were walking into the woods
because  they left something behind
 from the heist, a bit of goods – 
prized pots of tuna fish, a bag of neon mice
and the freshest catnip one could find. 

as they ran past the trees they saw wanted signs
And heard barking in the distance,
But they made a pact no kitty left behind. 

Once they found the bag of treats
They zigzagged Up the trees
To join their feathered owl friend
and help them get away scotch free 

The kitties cheered in celebration
but we’re in dismay, for the feather
friend hoo-ed, shaking the limbs,
the goods, sadly, fell away. 

(And then I was gonna say something like a cat burglar’s life never pays…?)