Christ secured to a cross
for somebody’s sins

Odin strung from a gnarled tree
nine days seeking rune knowledge

Osiris bound in a chest & Nile drowned
dismembered, gathered, resurrected

Mithras, dying & reborn from a rock
Tammuz of vegetation
Dionysis drunk & dead
Morrigan, Cernunnos, Cerridwen

So many dead gods.
So many rebirths.
Obviously, mortals need
better killing strategies.