Laurel and Hardy and the Slippery Banana
STAN LAUREL AND OLIVER HARDY NONCHALANTLY
BREAK 75 TO 76 CARS THEN AFFIRM IT WAS
THE GRIEVOUS FAULT OF ONE SLIPPERY BANANA PEEL
It surprises me the Prohibition has almost universally provided
police provision to apprehend drunks on the hour every hour
because I want to know who invented the pride that enters
chocolate when it remembers the wheated white cream
And I am preoccupied much with silence and astronomy
and the velocities of a multiplicity of standing horses
and the unmoving express trains prefiguring future deaths
in lost trams across the clouds
but more than this was you coming into the world wearing a hat
looking preoccupied
yeeeeeeessss
I regularly remember my little maternal grandmother
when a rasping raven razed the tower
and your breakfast, Ollie, 144 nails and brass tacks
numbering 18
and it is that they fired you as chauffeur for ignoring all the cities
on the Left
I think I’m going to have to cry
I think I’m going to have to cry this sunrise because a streetlight
killed my bicycle
WE ARE GOING TO CRY
and my soul, scientifically preoccupied, knows, that
the elaborative process of steaming cocoa goes
slowly with tears
because I fall crying always, 12 to 13 times daily
and now resulting that I have no need of snacking
it appears we have no need of snacking
of crying
of snacking
of crying and snacking
or of snacking and crying
WE WILL NEVER CRY OR SNACK AGAIN
and it is that I would like to die because
I am very much in love
and I am filled with tenderness when I see a
policeman dressed as a white bird
I am very much in love and you are filled
with tenderness completely when
you see a policeman dressed as a white
bird
and
suffering the grave error of confusing
the police station for a fruit plate when
you know I want to die
tell me seriously if I want to die.
Author: Rafael Alberti
Translator: Manny Grimaldi
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This whirls and jerks around like one of those old time Laurel and Hardy skits, yet there’s that deep sadness under it all. These are amazing, and amazing to read aloud.
Alberti really liked the cinema!
what a wild ride
grew up with Stan & Ollie
they punctured my stodgy self
can’t wait till June is over and i
can come back to savor
your translations leisurely
A curveball from Alberti! Unexpected and fun.
Holy what!
Again and again and another.
Greatness !
And chocolate!
I really adore this, Manny. I have to keep reading and re-reading it. It’s so visual, goofy, happy, sad, surrealistic. I can’t even imagine how you translated it. I’m beyond impressed.
Apparently eating nails and tacks for breakfast actually was a schtick! I am a fan of the tenderness at policemen as white birds (doves). There’s what I believe as a yearning for peace.
A wild ride, Manny.
Yes, Rafael Alberti, the author, was a wild man.