Mother’s Table of Incongruities
She set the table with care, took pride in Haviland china, crystal stemware, sterling cutlery, monogrammed linens, yet on every occasion a carton of cottage cheese, cradled in a small, hand-painted bowl, graced the table. Her dark-chocolate pie, sans meringue, was judged to die for, and no one made better Waldorf salad or pimento cheese, but Spam sandwiches, Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, Minute rice and canned peas highlighted her basic fare. Though she always boiled cabbage and turnips for over an hour and reduced calf liver to the texture of shoe leather, she tolerated neither fish nor garlic in her cooking because they smell up the house. In later years when hosting her church circle, she offered Nilla Wafers and compotes of canned applesauce spiked with red hots. The cabinet in her last kitchen contained an array of spices — purchased fifty years earlier.
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Applesauce spiked with red hots! Now that’s incongruity for you. Lovely piece, Mary.
Fun poem, Mary! I love the idea of a Spam sandwich served on Haviland china or monogrammed linen dabbing the mouth chewing canned peas.
I really enjoyed this!
Wonderful and vivid as always Mary! Love the lineation too!
Good material for a prose poem. Tone reflects the character.
This is all food I grew up eating, including the red hot applesauce! I think it was our mother’s subtle rebellion against from-scratch cooking which is so time consuming! Absolutely love the title and the prose poem form! And as always, your cleverness shines through!
Wonderful, wonderful details! Love it
this is soo good. you bring to life the characters of mother and her table
Truly lovely!
Favorite lines: All of them!