My Amygdala is Faster than Zeus and Swifter Lightning than a White Tailed Deer
Rat sore n’anxious of course—
even on the day I was born
a dripping, mottled hand
made a bee line to my babymouth
and settled a slop of juicy caul—made
a first meal to contemplate, to pause tonight,
where an old timer said
You’ve lost something. I’d snapped
at pomp unsmoothed that night, popped off
at multitudinous morons shouting cacophony
in nearby Poughkeepsie, that greedy
poor township of grabasses that borders
the edge of Connecticut State was broke
and on the dole that month because
the band KISS had invaded for money—
an army that won, a unit with results,
animalizing, strutting hearts on fire in leather
all metallic, a hint of Camembert,
an Israeli gentleman in a coffin with a bass,
and Paul Stanley’s chest hair, eyeliner, gel, and curls.
Salacious whispers planted a procreate X
for sex to lure Enterprise—boys skipping school
with the hope four fresh females named Madrigal
would mate to music by Testicular Kabuki spectaculars,
belle enfants filling wards and foster homes forthwith—
strollers in New York for Beavises and Buttheads.
Where in the Sam hell did life start—?
Once more I, more than able, I, pipsqueak,
once thoughtful, his sharp fistfull of finger nails
happycrammed two inches deep in gum-less gloop,
become now a thickheaded fuck with a retainer
in denim wondering whether life began in cars?
Eagerly I fall victim to artless art—
my ex wife molests me under the bleachers,
first to feel me up and down, and then part.
Her braces draw fresh blood from my lips,
white shirt hides everything I need to see.
Yeah, me! The guy who cried in school,
and wandered to bargain swimming pools
on the roof of the academy—me!
slipped a snide bully’s contacts in my eyes,
agreed to see a Hendrix show in ‘85—me!
wondered if Jodie Foster would marry me,
if Mickey Mouse would ever grow up,
whether Mommy 86’d the cocker spaniel,
and did Donald Duck have a tadger
underneath his feather puff?
O, to have lived in a silent film
of dream, in a rusty machine,
then powerless—struggling—unwilling—
unwillkommen by Liza, and Joel Grey’s emcee
the oily two-tone schmuck in Cabaret.
I need you, some money, some sympathy!
My life won’t pass go! a two gallon box of calamity.
Sink-a-slide a silvery wall down
I fall, as mercury pouring.
A string of beads only, answers these in my ears.
Hang up the phones, circus in arrears,
bread lines wrap coastlines for fear. Now’s the time
to have dinner with the President.
If only people knew they were immeasurably worse,
then we could create everything the aliens promised us.
Raining! Raining! This country, pelted with mirrors.
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The existential question of our time: “did Donald Duck have a tadger / underneath his feather puff?”
Amazing poem, amazing mind. Looking forward to hearing this one performed.
“I’m a vulgar man. I assure you my music is not.” – Mozart (Amadeus)
That’s my caveat emptor.
Amen.
It has taken me all day to read this.
mannygrimaldi, you sir, are a genius. And may the braces of life always draw blood from your lips.
Huzzah!! And travel well,bard.
vafranculo paisan
Laughing in pantaloons
A funhouse poem, the multiverse of mirrors, all of them curvilinear. You always do you, Manny. Congrats.
I always enjoyed rhythm, surrealism, and confession.
This poem made me dizzy in a good way. You can string words together like a speeding sewing machine. I haven’t decipher all all it it yet but I’ve definitely bought in!
🙂
You said it here to me:
“O, to have lived in a silent film
of dream, in a rusty machine,
then powerless—struggling—unwilling—
unwillkommen by Liza, and Joel Grey’s emcee”
and then “If only people knew they were immeasurably worse,”
Death likes death 🙂