His momma is a yorkie 
and his daddy is a possum.  

He runs like a rabbit
and he barks at the moon.  

He has crawdads for breakfast
and earthworms for supper.  

He eats frogses and mices and
occasional birds.    

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He got hit by the mail truck
and he lived to tell it.  

He got bit by a hog snake
in his own backyard.  

His momma is a yorkie and
his daddy is a possum
and he wears his daddy’s cologne.    

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He sings like Hank Williams
and he yodels like Patsy.  

He never stops barking
unless he’s asleep.  

He’ll nip at your heels.
He’s a true ankle biter.  

He’ll chew up your shoes
any time that he feels.

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He stinks to high heaven
and he runs the night fences.  

He howls with the coyote
and flies with the owl.  

He sleeps on fine linens
and he dreams of fried chicken.  

And everyone loves him
in spite of his smell.    

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He got hit by the mail truck
and he lived to tell it.  

He got bit by a hog snake 
in his own backyard.  

His momma is a yorkie
and his daddy is a possum
and he wears his daddy’s cologne.