ONE-LINERS REVISITED
You said for me to please take your wife,
Where would you like me to take her?
You once shot an elephant in your pajamas,
What kind of camera did you use?
You asked the waiter what that fly is doing in your soup,
Maybe you should ask the fly.
You point out that the last two jokes are really from famous two-liners,
OK, I’ll keep my day gig.
Happy now?