prolific precious precocious pregnant pink flamingoes
are graciously procreating profoundly on the bay’s water edge
amazing shrimp eaters
escapees from a TRUMP tropical garden in Florida
flew cross-country straight to the mineral springs of Calistoga
and were adopted by a gentle spirited Libran
as he innocently sauntered down Main Street with his bro
these hot pink-feathered friends knew a kind heart when they saw one

once adopted and thriving in this northern California mineral town
they were gifted to grow in a highbrow town of Boring Gamers
every once in a while a high-brower will give a casual side glance
usually when FiFi is peeing on a patch or the WI-FI has taken a hike for a split second
but little do these high-browers know what’s coming . . .
this flock of pink princesses are bringing more than babies to this stuck-up town
for on each one of their ankles an anklet reads:

DON’T SINK INTO THE STINK OF PUTRID
(T)ranced (R)igid (U)niformed (M)ad) (P)olitics!!!