I’m in high school                                              horseback at summer camp

the hall is crowded                                            I’m leading a guided ride

bell is about to ring                                           I’ve come this way a hundred times

but I can’t find my locker                                 and the trees look suddenly different

I don’t know where my classroom is             the trail grows unfamiliar

come to think of it                                             this new horse doesn’t know the way to the barn

I haven’t shown up to class all semester      it’s getting late, the sun’s going down

and today is the final exam                             I’ve managed to get us all lost out here

I am such an idiot                                              and everyone is about to find out.